#monopoly
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I'm Josh Rachford. This is my blog.
I'm a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. I perform with UCB Maude Team Hot Mess.
I lost a bet and have to have a Facebook page.
Contact me at joshuarachford at gmail
Playing Monopoly. I have about $300 in cash remaining. Two light blues and two purples, both with the third owned by an opponent. I have Park Place, a green, an orange, and a railroad.
Closest competitor has both utilities, a yellow, an orange, a railroad, and a purple. He has a couple hundred dollars, not more than $800.
The third has a railroad, a green, an orange, a yellow, and is in jail. I don’t think he has a lot of cash because I took a lot of his early.
UPDATE:
Landed on and bought the second green
Opponent one purchases a dark brown.
Opponent two pays to get out of jail.
Opponent one just called me Chris.
CHOPPIN BROCCOLI, JUST GOT A MONOPOLY.
light blues.
O1 lands on Boardwalk. DAMN
O1 also just got a second railroad
Just got a red
Bought the other dark brown, very low on cash.
O2 buys the last red, and mortgages two others
I have one mortgage used to buy a red. It’s Park Place, to mess it up for O1 later.
“ALL PROPERTIES ARE NOW ALL SPOKEN FOR”
Following in the footsteps of great Americans before me, I mortgaged everything. I have a railroad, the monopoly, and two greens. I put three houses each on the light blues.
Perfect turn: Doubles three times to end up safe in jail. Along the way I got $200 twice and hit two Chance cards.
Put hotels on the light blues.
Got $200 and then went to jail!
O2 hits Vermont! $550!
Now he’s all in mortgage except the two reds. No cash. KILL HIM.
I’m still in jail.
O2 has been removed by landing on the light blue monopoly.
When I got his properties I got the red monopoly, which I immediately unmortgaged and built three houses per space.
Now O1 has hit it for $700.
I also got the greens, which I’m developing this turn.
O2 HITS LIGHT BLUE FOR $550.
O2 draws the general repairs Chance card!
O2 hits my stuff a few times. He forfeits.
IT’S OVER.
@1 month ago with 15 notesPlaying Monopoly. I have about $300 in cash remaining. Two light blues and two purples, both with the third owned by an opponent. I have Park Place, a green, an orange, and a railroad.
Closest competitor has both utilities, a yellow, an orange, a railroad, and a purple. He has a couple hundred dollars, not more than $800.
The third has a railroad, a green, an orange, a yellow, and is in jail. I don’t think he has a lot of cash because I took a lot of his early.
UPDATE:
Landed on and bought the second green
Opponent one purchases a dark brown.
Opponent two pays to get out of jail.
Opponent one just called me Chris.
CHOPPIN BROCCOLI, JUST GOT A MONOPOLY.
light blues.
O1 lands on Boardwalk. DAMN
O1 also just got a second railroad
Just got a red
Bought the other dark brown, very low on cash.
O2 buys the last red, and mortgages two others
I have one mortgage used to buy a red. It’s Park Place, to mess it up for O1 later.
“ALL PROPERTIES ARE NOW ALL SPOKEN FOR”
Following in the footsteps of great Americans before me, I mortgaged everything. I have a railroad, the monopoly, and two greens. I put three houses each on the light blues.
Perfect turn: Doubles three times to end up safe in jail. Along the way I got $200 twice and hit two Chance cards.
Put hotels on the light blues.
Got $200 and then went to jail!
O2 hits Vermont! $550!
Now he’s all in mortgage except the two reds. No cash. KILL HIM.
I’m still in jail.
O2 has been removed by landing on the light blue monopoly.
When I got his properties I got the red monopoly, which I immediately unmortgaged and built three houses per space.
Now O1 has hit it for $700.
I also got the greens, which I’m developing this turn.
O2 HITS LIGHT BLUE FOR $550.
O2 draws the general repairs Chance card!
O2 hits my stuff a few times. He forfeits.
IT’S OVER.
