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I’m a comedian, actor, and writer living in Los Angeles. I perform with UCB Maude Team Hot Mess.










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</description><title>crass anxiety</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @josh)</generator><link>http://crassanxiety.com/</link><item><title>I bet.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83877ckbC1qzqlsao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I bet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1049720214</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1049720214</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:40:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If I could buy the world a Coke, I’d probably spend that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zkirVlQD1qzqlsao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I could buy the world a Coke, I’d probably spend that money on something else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1038890074</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1038890074</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:16:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>davetheune:

Just another day at the Will Rogers State Park. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vs4dsx1r1qzpthzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://davetheune.tumblr.com/post/1027048331/just-another-day-at-the-will-rogers-state-park"&gt;davetheune&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Just another day at the Will Rogers State Park.  Today’s event?  Polo, of course.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dave is hilarious, and on Tumblr now!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1027151572</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1027151572</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:34:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Magic is real - 1 wish"</title><description>Josh: I literally used a wish a little girl dressed as a fairy in the park gave me&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Lindsay: Yay! A win for Josh Rachford at last!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: Hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: Yes!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Lindsay: You used a wish from her?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: Our hero FINALLY not bested by obstacles&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: She gave me a slip of paper that said "Magic is real - 1 wish"&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: And said "put this in a tree and it will come true"&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: And by god, it did.</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1021125021</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1021125021</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:44:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"New York was getting along just fine before a bunch of haters, egged on by the country’s most..."</title><description>“New York was getting along just fine before a bunch of haters, egged on by the country’s most opportunist, nativist demagogues, promoted by Rupert Murdoch and funded by cynical right-wing industrialists like the Koch brothers, decided it was time to bring their tea party to NYC.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://peterfeld.tumblr.com/post/1020872051/so-maybe-all-this-current-fury-is-really-just-a"&gt;Peter Feld&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://charitini.com/post/1020740088/so-maybe-all-this-current-fury-is-really-just-a"&gt;charitini&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1020974891</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1020974891</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:06:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stephenfalk:

(via oldauntamy)
Favorite.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7s204EsLi1qz7zwuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stephenfalk.tumblr.com/post/1016052735/via-oldauntamy-favorite"&gt;stephenfalk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://oldauntamy.tumblr.com/"&gt;oldauntamy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Favorite.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1016729032</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1016729032</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:47:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>healywu:

androry:

I re-watched this sketch today, and was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7s3cd5pMY1qzo1ifo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://healywu.tumblr.com/post/1016113732/androry-i-re-watched-this-sketch-today-and-was"&gt;healywu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://androry.tumblr.com/post/1016073138"&gt;androry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/6402/girardis-frozen-yoghurt-staff-meeting"&gt;I re-watched this sketch today&lt;/a&gt;, and was compelled to make fan art. You should do the same.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What about the dinosaurs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But seriously this might be my favorite thing out of all the things.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;yesssss&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1016709075</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1016709075</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:43:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mcnamee:

Garfield Minus Everyone
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rw1bGwSU1qa2d9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mcnamee.tumblr.com/post/1015405995/garfield-minus-everyone"&gt;mcnamee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Garfield Minus Everyone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1015428628</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1015428628</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:49:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>joshcooks:

Fish tacos with guacamole and jicama slaw, with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qincckyX1qca71ko1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshcooks.tumblr.com/post/1011606374/fish-tacos-with-guacamole-and-jicama-salsa-with"&gt;joshcooks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fish tacos with guacamole and jicama slaw, with pineapple fried rice&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1011641599</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1011641599</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>food</category><category>tacos</category></item><item><title>Ayn Rand</title><description>&lt;p&gt;When I was really into Ayn Rand, my uncle told me it was a phase. I was so mad. He was right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1011060324</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1011060324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:57:39 -0400</pubDate><category>no offense if you love objectivism</category></item><item><title>FINALLY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;After &lt;strong&gt;months&lt;/strong&gt; of harrowing trips to the LA DMV, attempts at mailing forms and money to the DMV HQ, and calls to the DMV “hotline” (mostly being put on hold), my car’s registration is up-to-date and in my name.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1010892055</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1010892055</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:20:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mdfsmash:

chriscantwell:

samhumphries:

1950

Amazing. Will...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mptvlRb81qzq6g0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mdfsmash.com/post/1005455026/chriscantwell-samhumphries-1950-amazing"&gt;mdfsmash&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chriscantwell.tumblr.com/post/1004220014/samhumphries-1950-amazing-will-someone-help"&gt;chriscantwell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://samhumphries.tumblr.com/post/1004154998/1950"&gt;samhumphries&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;1950&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Amazing. Will someone help me with the orientation of this? Those cars are headed Eastbound on Silver Lake, yes?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh man do I miss living in silverlake. I was just reminiscing the other day about the yard sales there.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I live right by here! But in the present, not the past.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1005506370</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1005506370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:31:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wordsbycodi:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!
thedailywhat:

Stop...</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="340" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=593569611001&amp;playerID=83327935001&amp;playerKey=AQ%2E%2E,AAAAAAuyCbQ%2E,-gfAmfm8njJ8S-9E4q2UfzG931rvkxuP&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=593569611001&amp;playerID=83327935001&amp;playerKey=AQ%2E%2E,AAAAAAuyCbQ%2E,-gfAmfm8njJ8S-9E4q2UfzG931rvkxuP&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="340" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wordsbycodi.tumblr.com/post/1004196595/i-am-so-excited-for-this-thedailywhat-stop"&gt;wordsbycodi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1004178902/stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-the-hell-out-of"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; The four-and-a-half-minute trailer for Frank Darabont’s live-action adaptation of Robert Kirkman’s &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead"&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Walking Dead&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; which was screened at Comic Con is now online for your viewing/salivating pleasure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 90-minute series premiere will air October 31st (natch) on AMC as part of the network’s annual horror film marathon Fearfest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5620671/the-walking-dead-zombies-upon-zombies-week-after-week"&gt;gakwer&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hellllll yes. This comic is great, and this adaptation of it looks just as great.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1004940032</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1004940032</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:19:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cagedcobra:

this will be my son, and i will be proud. 

I hope...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7n9tfnipy1qam3y0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cagedcobra.tumblr.com/post/1002275562/this-will-be-my-son-and-i-will-be-proud"&gt;cagedcobra&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this will be my son, and i will be proud. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope Alex is in a leadership role wherever he is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1002284065</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1002284065</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 02:56:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>why is everything you post sent to josh mckeith's facebook?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He’s probably just importing the wrong (that is, mine and not his) feed. I’m not Josh McKeith, I’m Josh Rachford.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1002086832</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1002086832</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:58:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I adore you and your blog.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Now that’s more like it!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1000965993</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1000965993</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:41:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Having sex with your own clone is the most useless sex imaginable."</title><description>““Having sex with your own clone is the most useless sex imaginable.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7eRGHVx3p0"&gt;BBC&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://mcnamee.tumblr.com/"&gt;mcnamee&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But my clone knows what I like!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1000006551</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/1000006551</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:10:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>steveagee:

Holy shit, Cat Stevens is playing on the stereo in this coffee shop!  What are the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/999322068"&gt;steveagee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy shit, Cat Stevens is playing on the stereo in this coffee shop!  What are the odds?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*the odds are 100%&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re on today, bro.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/999441653</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/999441653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:57:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? And there is a reasonable and rational answer to this.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hmm. Chicken, alphabetically. And in the list you gave. So…chicken?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/996767102</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/996767102</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:49:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My first kiss with my current boyfriend happened right after he said old man sack. Do you have any good first kiss stories?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ummm, not really. I normally just say ‘old man sack’ and go for it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crassanxiety.com/post/996708000</link><guid>http://crassanxiety.com/post/996708000</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:33:21 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
