I’m Josh Rachford. This is my blog. I’m a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. I perform with UCB Maude Team Hot Mess. I lost a bet and have to have a Facebook page. Contact me at joshuarachford at gmail _qoptions={ qacct:"p-48Ba163LIgRyM" }; var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3212058-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @josh)http://crassanxiety.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2yqxfD6L1qzqlsao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Great job, Variety.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/439423205http://crassanxiety.com/post/439423205Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:13:34 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz90d8H111qzuny6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bonesandbows.tumblr.com/post/435066251/david-vasiljevic">bonesandbows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>David Vasiljevic</i></p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/435137322http://crassanxiety.com/post/435137322Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:56:52 -0500http://crassanxiety.com/post/433432580http://crassanxiety.com/post/433432580Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:26:32 -0500oscars<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuc4hqCRu1qb566ko1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://elkman.tumblr.com/post/431969079/fecklesss-gonebeyond">elkman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/post/431962806/gonebeyond">fecklesss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gonebeyond.tumblr.com/post/431910846">gonebeyond</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/432130675http://crassanxiety.com/post/432130675Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:59:25 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuly1Bv0s1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What delightful friends I have.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/429798269http://crassanxiety.com/post/429798269Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:56:25 -0500jacobbiancarattlesnake<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyufszAF3A1qzqlsao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our microwave has sensor cooking!</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf51079565.tip.html">via</a>)</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/429581201http://crassanxiety.com/post/429581201Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:43:47 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoyhzaISs1qzv9vgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brimichelle.tumblr.com/post/423699139/miss-you-bby">brimichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>miss you bby!</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/426250061http://crassanxiety.com/post/426250061Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq51n9PjB1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sorry.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/424715035http://crassanxiety.com/post/424715035Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:00:59 -0500obamasorry yall<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/COBimCMcb5Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/COBimCMcb5Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://broadcity.tumblr.com/post/419847295/episode-3-subway-on-a-sunday-featuring-shaun">broadcity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Episode 3: Subway on a Sunday<br/>Featuring Shaun Diston!</p> </blockquote> <p>Go, friends, go!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/422195479http://crassanxiety.com/post/422195479Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymgylDKYG1qzqogoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://frankhejl.tumblr.com/post/420510383/via-melissallo">frankhejl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://melissallo.tumblr.com/">melissallo</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Favorite film contender.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/421975070http://crassanxiety.com/post/421975070Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjrg2ObPu1qzoaqio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/420058963/bohemea-evangeline-lilly-by-don-flood">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/419098414">bohemea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Evangeline Lilly by Don Flood</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Oh hi.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/420423364http://crassanxiety.com/post/420423364Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:50:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b34Xq1G3aSo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b34Xq1G3aSo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34Xq1G3aSo">What’s that in the sky?</a></p> <p>A video from the Great American Road Trip. This is kind of stuff we did the whole time, basically.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/420387728http://crassanxiety.com/post/420387728Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:27:51 -0500jjgart<p>as soon as I get some internet in my apartment. I don’t have time to drive around to find internet every day.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/411699743http://crassanxiety.com/post/411699743Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:37:07 -0500<p>hit me uppp</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/393579219http://crassanxiety.com/post/393579219Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:54:25 -0500<p><a href="http://gracenmichelle.tumblr.com/post/393517655/i-got-into-uva-flabber-fucking-gasted">gracenmichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://alliemyers.tumblr.com/">alliemyers</a>)</p> <p>WOW! CONGRATS MS. SMRT LAYDEEEEEEE!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Wahoo wah!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/393574944http://crassanxiety.com/post/393574944Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:52:03 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxuxwj5WjY1qzqlsao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Josh and John’s Great American Roadtrip</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/389803860http://crassanxiety.com/post/389803860Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:41:00 -0500JJGAR<a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1684">Maude Night tonight!</a>: <p>Reservations are sold out, but I have a few extras. Email me if you want one.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/382595217http://crassanxiety.com/post/382595217Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:28:39 -0500eventsketchucbLA<p>(via <a href="http://magicaltits.tumblr.com/">magicaltits</a>)</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/376981379http://crassanxiety.com/post/376981379Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:07:29 -0500<a href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/04/the-new-queen-bee-meet-nicki-minaj/">The New Queen Bee | Meet Nicki Minaj</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://molls.tumblr.com/">molls</a>)</p> <p>It’s Nicki’s world. Molls just tells me about it.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/375012172http://crassanxiety.com/post/375012172Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:42:31 -0500<p>yes</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/373561324http://crassanxiety.com/post/373561324Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:06:26 -0500