I’m Josh Rachford. This is my blog. I’m an actor living in Los Angeles. For a few weeks in high school I was paralyzed. _qoptions={ qacct:"p-48Ba163LIgRyM" }; var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3212058-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @josh)http://crassanxiety.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7bc2985768d133c8a8ea3a4ae5508dc7/tumblr_mn6cts6BRE1qz7p66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yumwatch.tumblr.com/post/51031432481/if-you-need-me-heres-where-ill-be-all-weekend">yumwatch</a>:</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/51058992892http://crassanxiety.com/post/51058992892Wed, 22 May 2013 01:54:54 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21dbd0aff0e7ae861e615ba9d14bbcca/tumblr_miswzscrFa1qfaioqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/50658943667http://crassanxiety.com/post/50658943667Fri, 17 May 2013 09:30:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/762def16244553f944adaaf60bd23e78/tumblr_mmx2b3eM6T1qzula4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaov.tumblr.com/post/50614102688/bitch-please">vaov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bitch Please</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/50640762326http://crassanxiety.com/post/50640762326Fri, 17 May 2013 01:08:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30b59eb79cad748b090ab9950dd0930e/tumblr_mmx2bwTyw11qgkoejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryandonato.com/post/50624464672/tom-beddard">ryandonato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.subblue.com/">Tom Beddard</a><span><br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/50640607324http://crassanxiety.com/post/50640607324Fri, 17 May 2013 01:02:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b0789711f3dadf45e560b9a969c05af/tumblr_mmp4ra0D6P1rp1lqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/50594514218http://crassanxiety.com/post/50594514218Thu, 16 May 2013 12:44:18 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VqKgCwR7srw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Latest promo video for my webseries <strong>SUMMONSER</strong>, about a process server who is preeetttty sure he’s the best in the world. Or at least LA county. Or at least top 5 in LA County.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/50594323714http://crassanxiety.com/post/50594323714Thu, 16 May 2013 12:41:28 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a455eaf5fafe3c635060b1b8e3b5b49f/tumblr_mlvitxpsJY1qa2d9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mcnamee.tumblr.com/post/48940065409/want-more-mad-men-but-without-all-that-stupid" class="tumblr_blog">mcnamee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Want more Mad Men, but without all that stupid 1960’s? Then check out <a href="https://twitter.com/80sDonDraper">80’s Don Draper.</a></p></blockquote> <p>Oh man I love this</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/48969756496http://crassanxiety.com/post/48969756496Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:12:56 -0700<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/4b7d2ea122" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/48616034276/maron-in-space-episode-1-the-hive-mind-marc">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4b7d2ea122/maron-in-space-episode-1-the-hive-mind?playlist=featured_videos"><strong>Maron in Space: Episode 1: The Hive Mind</strong></a></p> <p>Marc Maron faces off against the evil hive mind. </p> <p>Tune in Fridays at 10/9c on IFC, starting May 3.</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/48681664750http://crassanxiety.com/post/48681664750Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:02:20 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PO5oOukv1gA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Gorilla Surprises Zookeeper</p> <p>SUMMONSER - coming soon!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/48245843047http://crassanxiety.com/post/48245843047Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:51:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/320d3bc0ec388ab40408088f76c04317/tumblr_mkozv8rZI91qz9ivbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/47578587957http://crassanxiety.com/post/47578587957Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:16:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfc4483b36bf25da2caa9f3817fad3dd/tumblr_mk8vvpcDb11qz9qu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christinahaberkern.tumblr.com/post/46302971255/rockin-it">christinahaberkern</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rockin it</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s a keeper</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/46325703480http://crassanxiety.com/post/46325703480Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:40:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f17713cda56d179240c3a8e99f86622b/tumblr_mjxd6nUoMe1qzqlsao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What I look like when I’m doing computer stuff while at a bar in the daytime</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/45777214694http://crassanxiety.com/post/45777214694Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:35:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/139817fa15dc6646cb0d72437c64e6d7/tumblr_mjgorbfO1v1qaf93fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wow</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/45062939215http://crassanxiety.com/post/45062939215Sun, 10 Mar 2013 15:57:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4b42f4964f3888419985306b89b5ab2/tumblr_mj5yf8HYER1qzqlsao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Parking you pay out the ass for</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/44582908092http://crassanxiety.com/post/44582908092Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:21:08 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1447f64afee18572604e608c219db403/tumblr_missfgzCUA1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hi everybody!</p> <p>I’m excited to let you know about a project I’m working on: Summonser.</p> <p>It’s a web series about a process server who believes he is the best process server in LA County — despite mounting evidence to the contrary.</p> <p>I have a bunch of great writers on board, slaving away to create a whole season of procedural intrigue and laughter. </p> <p>To follow the special behind-the-scenes <a href="http://summonser.tumblr.com">Summonser production Tumblr</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Summonser">like us on Facebook</a>! The Tumblr will share more about the Summonser than any other outlet!</p> <p>Like the Summonser <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Summonser">Facebook page </a>— more updates and behind-the-scenes info is to come!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/44012602997http://crassanxiety.com/post/44012602997Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:42:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4d83efa667292f3f4a3460673d1b582/tumblr_miskvzvFVU1qmgzd8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robotriley.com/post/44001265663/thechrisgethardshow-this-week-on-tcgs-february">robotriley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thechrisgethardshow.tumblr.com/post/44000039171/this-week-on-tcgs-february-beach-party-to-save">thechrisgethardshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>This Week on TCGS! February Beach Party (To Save Vacation Jason!)</strong></p> <p>I know TCGS is normally all about silly jokes and dumb stunts, but we have to get serious for a second. <strong>Vacation Jason, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzGB_CH-28Q">the world’s foremost vacation expert</a>, has lost his memory. </strong>He is currently going by the name “Jason Reinlib”, and hasn’t been anywhere near a pina colada in <strong>days. </strong></p> <p>We have to help him, and we’re going to do it the only way we know how. <strong><a href="http://thechrisgethardshow.com/2013/02/this-week-a-february-beach-party-to-save-vacation-jason-wthe-ape-hangers/">By throwing a beach party in February</a>!</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><span>This Wednesday night, we’re going to emulate being on a beach in our studio – people are encouraged to tan, we’ll have tiki torches, we may try to figure out a way to have people surfing in the studio. Our goal is that by exposing him to as much of a tropical environment as possible, we can snap our old pal out of it and he can go back to being the fun loving and personally frustrating to me icon we all know and love and also I hate.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>You internet kids can also help us out with Vacation Jason fanart, gifs, and anything else you think we can use to jog our friend/nemesis’s memory!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Scary. If we don’t get Vacation Jason back soon, how will he be able to put on his show, <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3275">Vacation Jason Island Flavors, at the UCB Theatre on March 7th and March 28th?</a> Super scary.</p> </blockquote> <p>SAVE VACATION JASON</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/44002839152http://crassanxiety.com/post/44002839152Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:39:50 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b4004d8d85f43e56f23e790a5f5debd/tumblr_mir7l7a6YO1qaf93fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sasheer.tumblr.com/post/43948419324/at-ucb-theatre-east">sasheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>at UCB Theatre East</p> </blockquote> <p>hey ladies</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/43966330468http://crassanxiety.com/post/43966330468Sun, 24 Feb 2013 21:52:17 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d004849b5ac572dbcc6b2a4ed1f2c538/tumblr_mig184yZEl1qzoaqio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/43579546981">bohemea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jane Birkin</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/43629419874http://crassanxiety.com/post/43629419874Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:13:04 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0ecf3a4871efd5422eaf7219592972d/tumblr_mi6k6wh3vB1qa2d9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcnamee.tumblr.com/post/43030188599/been-posting-these-all-over-town-please-let-me">mcnamee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Been posting these all over town. Please let me know if you hear anything.</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/43265995051http://crassanxiety.com/post/43265995051Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:01:40 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f90233206c938fbecb03a93f52cecce/tumblr_mhzoq7dhNT1s4jliuo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/43010325800http://crassanxiety.com/post/43010325800Wed, 13 Feb 2013 09:30:13 -0800