I’m Josh Rachford. This is my blog. I’m an actor living in Los Angeles. I am a Story Pirate. Shakespeare’s Will and Kate First Bank “Soda Thief” Commercial “McDonald’s Girl” Commercial FoD: How to be Suave: Dad Edition FoD: NYC Mosque Commercial FoD: James Van Der Week _qoptions={ qacct:"p-48Ba163LIgRyM" }; var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3212058-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @josh)http://crassanxiety.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzl5f8z5y1qzotxko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthelatestmoves.tumblr.com/post/17163796696/click-the-pic-to-see-a-new-video-featuring-nathan">allthelatestmoves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Click the pic to see a new video featuring Nathan Barnatt, Erika Rankin, and me! </p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/17167949021http://crassanxiety.com/post/17167949021Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:00:05 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw7op7Nfj1qzm73vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alorsonvole.tumblr.com/post/17058746808/oh-the-irony">alorsonvole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh the irony….</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this old? I don’t care</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/17167898106http://crassanxiety.com/post/17167898106Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:59:10 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys0samAmK1qz9z1no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://britmorin.com/post/16925770551/presenting-our-last-installment-by-jaymee-sire-on">brit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Presenting our last installment by </span><a href="http://twitter.com/jaymeesirecsn" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=75991577213">Jaymee Sire</a><span> on ways to <a href="http://www.hellobrit.com/tagged/Go+Mini/">Go Mini For The Big Game</a>. </span></p> <p><span><strong><a href="http://www.hellobrit.com/food/go-mini-for-the-big-game-menu-3-diminutive-dips/">Today we’ve got a trio of delicious diminutive dips</a></strong>: Pita Cups with Hummus; 7 Layer Mini Tostadas; and Petite Potato Skins Loaded with French Onion Dip. YUM.</span></p> </blockquote> <div><em><strong>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!</strong></em></div>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16926155097http://crassanxiety.com/post/16926155097Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:44:32 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys10cDvGr1qarz4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickkreiss.tumblr.com/post/16925942838/theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand">nickkreiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there’s always money in the banana stand.</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16926138639http://crassanxiety.com/post/16926138639Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:44:04 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lya56hatBL1qz52aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16401452876http://crassanxiety.com/post/16401452876Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:15:34 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4zsfMnEy1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Really worried about the rise of Chnia.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16216729933http://crassanxiety.com/post/16216729933Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:07:27 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxzj6tD3O71qhnegdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16124966333http://crassanxiety.com/post/16124966333Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:10:11 -0800Ben G: I think this is literally Keynote<br /> Jacob B: its not literally keynote because its an app called iBookshttp://crassanxiety.com/post/16118685982http://crassanxiety.com/post/16118685982Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:22:34 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxzi1vcl6m1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16054785919http://crassanxiety.com/post/16054785919Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:56:19 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outskirtsshow.tumblr.com/post/16009721048/february-2012-show">outskirtsshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The next Outskirts Show will be February 7, 2012! Come at 8pm for improv, 9pm for stand-up. Headling will be Aparna Nancherla! She is super funny. <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/aparnapkin">Follow her on Twitter!</a></p> <p>Outskirts is at the Son of Semele Theatre at 3301 Beverly Blvd.</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/16009820660http://crassanxiety.com/post/16009820660Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:11:30 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr4lvXCcM1qhbanxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hoveringcat.com/post/15784669435/riusuke-fukahori-creates-his-artwork-by-painting">hoveringcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goldfishing.info/">Riusuke Fukahori</a> creates his artwork by painting cross sections of fish in acrylic, building the image up in layers between resin. This gives the pieces a three dimensional effect. </p> <p>You can see a video of his process <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=21bFpgEfDFM">here</a>.</p> <p>Found via <a href="http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2012/01/10/riusuke-fukahori-goldfish-salvation/">Spoon & Tomago</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15986647733http://crassanxiety.com/post/15986647733Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:42:41 -0800<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6688496" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Shakespeare’s Kate and William</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15731617379http://crassanxiety.com/post/15731617379Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:16:43 -0800video<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnaj5IzKY1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I ALREADY PEELED HER AN ORANGE</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15676350724http://crassanxiety.com/post/15676350724Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:42:41 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm1o3ximP1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TELL me that doesn’t look like a big ol’ bag of weed!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15647404857http://crassanxiety.com/post/15647404857Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:33:39 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxi6ohosYR1r9lic1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mulaney.tumblr.com/post/15570642256/uh-oh-baby-boy-is-on-tumblr-im-john-mulaney-and">mulaney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.</p> </blockquote> <p>Welcome!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15572450244http://crassanxiety.com/post/15572450244Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:49:32 -0800<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NVQCpI4GbKQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Old song that could be a new song but is just an old one.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15572397990http://crassanxiety.com/post/15572397990Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:48:00 -0800<a href="http://eliolsberg.tumblr.com/post/15271803994/angelo-bowers">Eli, not Elijah/Elias: Angelo Bowers</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eliolsberg.tumblr.com/post/15271803994/angelo-bowers">eliolsberg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">Last September, The Pleasure Chest celebrated their 40^th Anniversary by making all shows that month free, which included Performance Anxiety. The final show that month had Sarah Silverman as a guest drop-in. T.J. Miller and I agreed to stack the line-up with an even split of established,…</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15275447305http://crassanxiety.com/post/15275447305Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:10:26 -0800egypt18: i am 10 years old<br /> egypt18: how old are you?<br /> jrach: sixteen months<br /> egypt18: stupidhttp://crassanxiety.com/post/15275336951http://crassanxiety.com/post/15275336951Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:08:26 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx972dqWjo1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15274949373http://crassanxiety.com/post/15274949373Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:01:24 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx92lzAcKP1qzqlsao1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://crassanxiety.com/post/15269470516http://crassanxiety.com/post/15269470516Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:25:11 -0800