I’m Josh Rachford. This is my blog. I’m a comedian, actor, and writer living in Los Angeles. I perform with UCB Maude Team Hot Mess. Contact me at joshua rachford at gmail _qoptions={ qacct:"p-48Ba163LIgRyM" }; var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3212058-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @josh)http://crassanxiety.com/<p>We have a “<a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=372606343485">Facebook presence</a>” and a “<a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1948">UCB website presence</a>.”</p> <p>Also on the lineup for the show: Middleditch and Schwarz, which will probably shred your mind.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/456972113http://crassanxiety.com/post/456972113Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:40:57 -0400improveventucb<a href="http://thehill.com/homenews/house/85693-whip-watch-the-hills-survey-of-house-dems-positions-on-healthcare-">These are (some of) the members of Congress to pressure about healthcare reform</a>http://crassanxiety.com/post/456949521http://crassanxiety.com/post/456949521Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:25:05 -0400politics<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfwrgamRr1qzqlsao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://crassanxiety.com/search/gpoyw">GPOYW</a>: I will only remove these when I step onto the stage for Maude Night tonight.</p> <p>Photo reply with your sunglasses!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/454882869http://crassanxiety.com/post/454882869Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:59:00 -0400gpoyw<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fkrtyhNKfoA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fkrtyhNKfoA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I get welcomed to Arkansas.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/454759438http://crassanxiety.com/post/454759438Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:33:54 -0400jjgart<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzev5i5tiz1qzpu1oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrismckeever.tumblr.com/post/453849159/no-caption">chrismckeever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No caption.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG so good.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/454107307http://crassanxiety.com/post/454107307Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:54:39 -0400http://crassanxiety.com/post/452537273http://crassanxiety.com/post/452537273Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:23:29 -0400heyo<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sinuExpfj_A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sinuExpfj_A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sinuExpfj_A">What a road trip is really like</a></p> <p>More footage from JJGART!</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/450475907http://crassanxiety.com/post/450475907Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:44:34 -0400jjgart<a href="http://www.iamdonald.com/2010/03/15/comedy-central-presents-donald-glover-this-friday-march-19th-11pm/">A preview of Donald Glover's Comedy Central Present!</a>http://crassanxiety.com/post/450429541http://crassanxiety.com/post/450429541Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:16:56 -0400<p>Josh Rachford, yes, cheese sausage.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/450359764http://crassanxiety.com/post/450359764Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:31:51 -0400<a href="http://www.crassanxiety.com/ask">ASK IT NOW</a>http://crassanxiety.com/post/449638417http://crassanxiety.com/post/449638417Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:13:10 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzbf382oM41qz70hao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://bestiario.tumblr.com/">bestiario</a>)</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/449637519http://crassanxiety.com/post/449637519Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:12:16 -0400http://crassanxiety.com/post/449223684http://crassanxiety.com/post/449223684Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:15:57 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2yqxfD6L1qzqlsao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Great job, Variety.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/439423205http://crassanxiety.com/post/439423205Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:13:34 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz90d8H111qzuny6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bonesandbows.tumblr.com/post/435066251/david-vasiljevic">bonesandbows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>David Vasiljevic</i></p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/435137322http://crassanxiety.com/post/435137322Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:56:52 -0500http://crassanxiety.com/post/433432580http://crassanxiety.com/post/433432580Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:26:32 -0500oscars<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuc4hqCRu1qb566ko1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://elkman.tumblr.com/post/431969079/fecklesss-gonebeyond">elkman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/post/431962806/gonebeyond">fecklesss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gonebeyond.tumblr.com/post/431910846">gonebeyond</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/432130675http://crassanxiety.com/post/432130675Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:59:25 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuly1Bv0s1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What delightful friends I have.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/429798269http://crassanxiety.com/post/429798269Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:56:25 -0500jacobbiancarattlesnake<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyufszAF3A1qzqlsao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our microwave has sensor cooking!</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf51079565.tip.html">via</a>)</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/429581201http://crassanxiety.com/post/429581201Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:43:47 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoyhzaISs1qzv9vgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brimichelle.tumblr.com/post/423699139/miss-you-bby">brimichelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>miss you bby!</p> </blockquote>http://crassanxiety.com/post/426250061http://crassanxiety.com/post/426250061Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq51n9PjB1qzqlsao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sorry.</p>http://crassanxiety.com/post/424715035http://crassanxiety.com/post/424715035Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:00:59 -0500obamasorry yall