things i will do if the dream dies

nedhepburn:

  • open up a taco stand in Paris. there is no mexican food in paris.
  • open up a BLT stand in New York.
  • learn all the words to every Andrew Lloyd Weber song ever and have people pay me to NOT sing them.
  • buy a pot to piss in, because when i lose it and end up wandering the streets people won’t be able to say “there goes Ned. he used to have it together but now he doesn’t have a pot to piss in”.
  • find, marry, Natalie Portman. not THE Natalie Portman. just “a” Natalie Portman.

KEEP THE DREAM ALIIIIIIVE. SIGN THE LEASE. FULL STEAM AHEAD, HEPBURN.

NED I NEED YOU TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

@10 months ago with 58 notes
  1. skittishlyflaky reblogged this from josh
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  3. junglejustine reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    Sounds about right...yes this does include marrying
  4. avgas reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    see the alternate plans. Also, cheap shot stealing lyrics from Nelly. Go deeper next time you’re feeling introspective.
  5. letsplaysamantics reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    move to Brooklyn. buy...store selling over-priced poorly silkscreened shirts eat lots of...
  6. josh reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    NED I NEED YOU TO