I'm an actor living in Los Angeles. For a few weeks in high school I was paralyzed.Josh Rachford
benefit from my life experience using this flowchart I developed over the years
Fritz reviews Wolverine, a film he has not seen.
Are you tired, achey, or just not feeling completely freaking perfect? Try my new solution — a 48-hour cleanse, drinking only Diet Coke! At first you will feel pumped up by the caffeine, but after 24 hours of not eating anything solid you’ll feel woozy and kind of sick, just like you want!
If you get bored just drinking DC from the can or bottle, freeze it in an ice cube tray and then put the cubes in a blender for a healthy, fresh, toxin-rich Diet Coke smoothie!
Let the toxins in Diet Coke push out other toxins in your body — there is only room for so many! — while the preservatives, you guessed it, preserve you! If they can make food last forever, they can make you last forever.
Be sure to use a straw so as to not stain your teeth.
— (via keithmcknight)
My German friend Fritz reviews Turbo.
I did pretty well in this, but it took basically all the inside-baseball knowledge I have (eg I have played poker with Mullaney).
Pretty awesome, thanks a lot for making this, Will.
Los Angeles is pretty friendly toward astrology; New York, not so much. Maybe that’s because science has demonstrated repeatedly and thoroughly that there is no connection between the stars and our lives?
That said, I still read mine. Pretty frequently. I’ve found being knowledgable about the zodiac makes it easier to bond with some people (that is, people who are really into it).
Perhaps these Angelenos want to feel like they can control what is uncontrollable - luck, love, professional success in an extremely competitive market. But I don’t really want to give credit to being a Capricorn when I’m sure it was my hard work that brought me a deal or an opportunity or a date.
And if astrology were legit, wouldn’t we see quarterbacks after winning a championship saying they owe it all to being an Ares? Or Nate Silver including Mercury being in retrograde when he calculates the odds of an election?
In college, John McNamee and I wrote joke horoscopes for a college paper. People would tell us they did or didn’t like theirs, when none of them were theirs — we wrote all of them and then put them in the best order later.