(Source: hellaposer)
I'm an actor living in Los Angeles. I am a Story Pirate.
First Bank "Soda Thief" Commercial
FoD: How to be Suave: Dad Edition
Anonymous asked: are you actually living at home? does your mom make galettes?
No and no.
Fritz reviews the Zookeeper.
“I was not proud of what I had learned, but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.”
—Hunter S. Thompson (18 July 1937—20 February 2005), The Rum Diary.
(via bbook)
Today was the funeral for my MacBook. I had it since halfway through college. It came with me to New York, helped me buy my ticket to LA, and came with me here. It brought me good news and bad news, answered all my questions, and almost never took a break from working for me for that whole time. I know it’s weird and pathetic, but given how much time I spent staring at the computer it was my best friend.
Bye, computer. Thanks for stopping by.
(Source: heartbeatcity)
HOT MESS!
Tomorrow - WEDNESDAY - 8pm at UCB in LA.
Sketch comedy. With me. And other people.
Oh man, this is gonna be good. Advance ressies sold out, but ARRIVE EARLY for STANDBY line and you’ll probably get in!