(Source: genderterrorist, via topherchris)
I'm an actor living in Los Angeles. I am a Story Pirate.
First Bank "Soda Thief" Commercial
FoD: How to be Suave: Dad Edition
GENTRIFY Moving to UCBeast September 9th! (by aldenwford)
CAN
NOT
WAIT
ps. this will be my new Fridays jam.
I am jealous.
I’m sending emails every now and then to tell people when I have shows, stand-up, improv, sketch, or otherwise. If you want to get those emails, sign up after the link.
Heads up: these shows will almost all be in LA. One email a week TOPS, probably fewer.
Anonymous asked: do you pee in the shower?
sometimes, when I’m sure I’ll get away with it.
What I’m Grateful for Today