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First Bank "Soda Thief" Commercial
FoD: How to be Suave: Dad Edition
It’s the final Outskirts Show of 2011! With a holiday theme, no less. Come see a great line-up of improv teams and stand-up comedians at a charming lil’ theatre at the outer edge of Silverlake.
Tuesday, 12/13. 8pm improv, 9pm stand-up. 3301 Beverly Blvd.
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Rewatched Inception last night and caught this exchange right when they go into the first dream level of ‘the heist’.
Arthur: You couldn’t have peed before you went under?Yusuf: Sorry.Eames: A bit too much free champagne before takeoff, eh, Yusuf?Yusuf: [deadpan] Ha ha bloody-ha.Cobb: Well, we know he’s going to be looking for a taxi in this weather.
So, the reason it’s raining in the first level is because Yusuf had to go pee before he fell asleep!? This dude held it for 13 hours?
This to me is the craziest thing about that movie. Did you guys catch this?](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl0e8e3kO1qzst17o1_500.jpg)
Rewatched Inception last night and caught this exchange right when they go into the first dream level of ‘the heist’.
Arthur: You couldn’t have peed before you went under?
Yusuf: Sorry.
Eames: A bit too much free champagne before takeoff, eh, Yusuf?
Yusuf: [deadpan] Ha ha bloody-ha.
Cobb: Well, we know he’s going to be looking for a taxi in this weather.So, the reason it’s raining in the first level is because Yusuf had to go pee before he fell asleep!? This dude held it for 13 hours?
This to me is the craziest thing about that movie. Did you guys catch this?
maybe if i had more haters i would be nicki minaj, haters give her strength like spinach
speaking of which why doesn’t popeye’s sell spinach???
Anonymous asked: this blog sucks ass. i deserve your url much more than you do.
PROBABLY ASSHOLE
#must.go.to.gym.today #motivation
My friend Bex has two followers and doesn’t know how to use Tumblr. I’m reblogging this because it’s her first post after having the Tumblr for a month.
I would also like to show my support. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, BEX!
I am reblogging this too. Look at it.
Found this looking for Boston dialect examples and it bears watching
Gamefly Commercial Parody, written by Jordan Morris. Me in it!
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