GPOYW: Hollywood Asshole.

Talk to my agent.

11:47 am  •  9 February 2011  •  16 notes

This is what an all-nighter looks like.

Edit: Ok, so it’s not an all-nighter, it’s just going to be a late night. Are you happy? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU VULTURES?

Double Edit: Sorry to blow up on y’all like that.

6:36 pm  •  8 February 2011  •  17 notes

elkman:

soft puppy

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: glamorousxchanel)

6:33 pm  •  8 February 2011  •  3,116 notes

“I worked for both giant companies and tiny startups. During this time I noticed that the stuff that works best is a.) driven by people who are truly obsessed with what they’re building b.) useful to people as a service, and c.) resonates with an audience fairly quickly.”

— Quit Your Job, Live the Dream: A Q&A with Mark Armstrong, Longreads | The Awl

10:50 am  •  8 February 2011  •  17 notes

“Be undeniably good. When people ask me how do you make it in show business or whatever, what I always tell them and nobody ever takes note of it ‘cause it’s not the answer they wanted to hear — what they want to hear is here’s how you get an agent, here’s how you write a script, here’s how you do this — but I always say, ‘Be so good they can’t ignore you.’ If somebody’s thinking, ‘How can I be really good?’, people are going to come to you. It’s much easier doing it that way than going to cocktail parties.”

— This is an old quote from Steve Martin that is already all over the place, but I think it deserves constant and unrelenting repetition. (via mymotherwasright)

(via jamesbriandwyer)

10:17 am  •  8 February 2011  •  1,387 notes

It’s hard to know how to feel about Kanye West. Now you don’t have to! In my Kanye West Report I tell you whether we love or hate “that crazy rapper.”

9:51 am  •  8 February 2011  •  6 notes

They’ve seen the invention of the airplane, the popularization of the automobile, both World Wars, the Great Depression, the invention of the atomic bomb, the Civil Rights Movement, the personal computer, and the Internet, among other things.

If I were in the running to become the oldest man alive, I’d be prepping crazy writings and adages. I might also charge people to kiss my hand.

4:57 pm  •  7 February 2011  •  30 notes

wordsbycodi:

I think I found my new fragrance…..and new way of life.

Are you tired of smelling like an ordinary latifah?

3:38 pm  •  7 February 2011  •  9 notes

1:07 pm  •  7 February 2011  •  25 notes

davidchristenson:

DREAMWORLD starring Whit Hertford & Mary Kate Wiles directed by Ryan Darst

(Source: markdavidchristenson)

12:22 am  •  7 February 2011  •  9 notes