February 2011
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20 great excuses for not getting anything done...
zooeydeschanel: 10. My face hurts. It’s killing me, too.
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January 2011
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Nomination for State of the Union
Today Barack Obama will announce his picks for State of the Union. I think we all know he’ll pick Chicago since he’s from there, even though it’s not a state so it doesn’t deserve it. Then Barack will nominate a Best Supporting State of the Union, which is probably going to be Hawaii because Barack’s from there and also it’s pretty chill. Can’t wait to...
Jan 26th
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Thanks!
I wanted to update this blog thing and say I’m so happy to have almost been nominated for Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Screenplay. I didn’t even write a screenplay last year, guys! You’re too kind. Next year, if I am nominated, I vow to make silly faces whenever I appear on screen, just like Robert Downey, II did at the Golden Earth awards. Good luck to the...
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uhhinternet: is there organic spam? trololol
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Is anybody else excited about Archer?
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Act now!
Hi, Hollywood directors. I realized it’s unfair for me not to announce this publicly: I just barely have time to shoot one, possibly two movies in the next few months. If you want to get me for your project, you should contact me or my agent NOW because I’ll be deciding which film I want to do in the next few days. And, just for this winter, I’ll CONSIDER one of your movies,...
Jan 7th
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Note from a construction worker
Hi! I’m a construction worker. I’ll be in the apartment right above yours working today. What time do you normally wake up? 8am? I’ll be sure to remember that when I start the power sanding at 6am. I’m assuming you like loud, jolting noises? It’s ok if you don’t, because I’ll be playing dance music on my dusty boom box. I know you’ll feel like...
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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This is a thing going around now →
Describe me in three words.
Jan 5th
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Listenjordanmorris: Hot Mess - Taco Stop. This is a...
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Jan 3rd
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GroupMe on CNN!
groupme: Our co-founders Jared and Steve recently sat down with CNN’s Laurie Segall to talk about all things GroupMe. Check out the video below:   [Click through to view if you’re viewing this on the Tumblr Dashboard.] Oh, and be sure to read and share the full CNN story here. Thanks! Wow! Good for you, dude!
Jan 3rd
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