February 2010
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HEY MOM QUIT LURKING OVER MY SHOULDER
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January 2010
39 posts
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Live-Blogging Too Much: Monopoly
Playing Monopoly. I have about $300 in cash remaining. Two light blues and two purples, both with the third owned by an opponent. I have Park Place, a green, an orange, and a railroad.
Closest competitor has both utilities, a yellow, an orange, a railroad, and a purple. He has a couple hundred dollars, not more than $800.
The third has a railroad, a green, an orange, a yellow, and is in jail. I...
Anonymous asked: What sort of qualities do you look for in a woman?
DASHBOARD DEAD ZONE
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“Now that this mess is almost behind me – I just have one last request: HBO, when...”
– Conan’s Last ‘Tonight Show’ Monologue – Deadline.com
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Anonymous asked: is your last name pronounced Rak-ford or Rash-ford or Rak-ferd or Rash-ferd or Rach-ford or Rach-ferd? just trying to cover all the possibilities here.
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petervidani asked: If you could go back in time, would you rather steal great ideas or kill someone horrible? Or would you just chill or what.
Is it gross or awesome
to make onion soup with an onion, some water, and Balsamic Vinaigrette salad dressing. And some other spices.
bettebentley asked: is it true girls from Texas talk too much?
propr asked: Josh, how do I make one of these for my Tumblr?
jennifermorris asked: Would you rather have perpetual brainfreeze or perpetual heartburn?
i'm proud of myself
josh: why keep leno for 1/2 hour?
josh: half a turd still tastes like shit
nickel-sen asked: Are you on twitter?
bettebentley asked: Who is a better friend--a girl that cuts your hair or a girl that cooks you perfect eggs and puts cinnamon sticks in your oatmeal?
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Hey guys, here's a question for YOU →
jacob asked: y r u so cute ^_^
Anonymous asked: have you ever been to europe? (yes i'm quite the opposite of the 'HOW BIG IS UR DIK' trolls)
john asked: Is there any truth to the rumor you met Paris Hilton in some LA club and she's made you her latest boy toy? And does she make you carry that pesky pocket pooch?
Ask me a question! Now supported by Tumblr →
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Finally! Some upcoming show dates →
“It should be noted that it’s a requirement to be a strong and experienced horse...”
– Safari Types | The Safari Guide : The African Bushveld Revealed
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“Eat less meat.”