I'm Josh Rachford. This is my blog.
I'm a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. I perform with UCB Maude Team Hot Mess.
I lost a bet and have to have a Facebook page.
Contact me at joshuarachford at gmail
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It’s Nicki’s world. Molls just tells me about it.
phuongmai asked: You're all out of milk at your house, but you have cream (or half and half). Is it ever okay to water down the cream to use as if it were milk—perhaps not for drinking?
It depends on what you’re going to do with it; I’d Google whether that’s ok for a particular purpose.
@4 days agoYou know what you don’t want to eat but cannot come up with anything that you do want. You had Mexican for lunch and Thai last night and don’t want an X or a Y.
What do you do then?
@4 days ago with 43 notesON FACEBOOK NO ONE LIKES DEVILED EGGS
